None of that “safe for Facebook” bull-a-shit today boys. Just your medium rare dose of humor and hotness, straight off social media grill and seasoned to perfection, just the way the sweet lord intended.

To combat social media’s eternal grip on our esophagus, we’ll be building up an email list from here on out. It’s the best way for us to retain your interest if the social media apocalypse ever comes down upon us again (our pages get deleted). Plus, you’ll be a part of the coolest newsletter out there 😎.

It won’t be right away, but after signing up, you’ll be on board to receive monthly updates on our hottest galleries, funniest videos, spiciest maidens, and other top performing posts on the site. Think of it as “following” us on social media, except for our website.